Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Top 5 Male Actors: Talent and Hotness

1. Leonardo DiCaprio

  • Talent best displayed in: What's Eating Gilbert Grape
  • Talent disappointment: Revolutionary Road
  • Hottest in: The Departed and Blood Diamond (hello Seth Efricen accent!)
  • Not hot in: Titanic (too clean, too blonde)
  • Should really not: Slick back his hair for every awards show he shows up to

2. Colin Farrell


  • Talent best displayed in: In Bruges?
  • Talent disappointment: The stupid movie with Salma Hayek where he's a writer and she's a waitress
  • Hottest in: Miami Vice (hello handlebar moustache!)
  • Not hot in: a stupid fedora hat
  • Should really not: Dirty hair is fine. Dirty long long hair is gross.

3. Kiefer Sutherland

  • Talent best displayed in: 24
  • Talent disappointment: Don't even remember his old movies...
  • Hottest in: 24 Season 1 and 2; Ford Canada commercials
  • Not hot in: Stand By Me
  • Should really not: Do another season of 24. Move on to something else that leverages your talent and your hotness

4. Mark Wahlberg

  • Talent best displayed in: The Departed (even though he was wearing too much clothes)
  • Talent disappointment: When he wears too much clothes, or The Happening
  • Hottest in: The Italian Job
  • Not hot in: Too much clothes
  • Should really not: Wear too much clothes

5. Ben Affleck

  • Talent best displayed in: Boiler Room?
  • Talent disappointment: Playing Jack Ryan in Sum of All Fears - it was handed to you on a silver platter passed down from Harrison Ford and you screwed it up
  • Hottest in: Armageddon
  • Not hot in: Standing next to J. Lo (blech!)
  • Should really not: Have gotten married and had 2 children

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Top 5 Reasons Vancouver & Whistler Could be Screwed for the Olympics

When I was at the Frost & Sullivan conference this week in Anaheim, some Americans asked me if Vancouver was ready for the Olympics. Come to think of it, we're not, I thought. And we could be screwed. Why?

1. Transportation Nightmare a la Pemberton Festival


You think Vancouver traffic is already bad. Have you tried driving up to Whistler from Vancouver of a Friday night lately? We got stuck 5 km south of Squamish in what we thought must have been a big car accident. 45 minutes later, we realized that it was just the traffic slowing down at the 2 traffic lights leading up to Squamish. Are you kidding me? Was Pemberton Festival not a clear lesson in 10,000 people not fitting on a single-lane street?



2. Street People Shooting Up in Broad Daylight

Now that I drive from East Van to Downtown every day and back from home to work, I pass through Hastings and Main every day. And every day, I see the same shit right across the street from the police station. Some advice to tourists - keep your eyes forward, do not look them in the eye, do not hit them, do not honk when they jay-walk right in front of your car, do not unlock your car doors. Residents understand that this is a complex problem to solve. But it's not good for those right-wing American tourists.

3. Restaurant shortage in Whistler

When we were in Whistler last weekend, we stayed at the fabulous Nita Lake Lodge (by the way, which have the most kick-ass bathrooms that I've ever seen!). Since one of the couples in our group had their baby with them, our plan was to get some nice take-out Thai or Chinese, and have a nice night in. We called 5 places. 5. All of them said they would NOT deliver. Could not deliver. Their kitchens were too busy with dine-in guests. WTF - are you serioues? The volume of people in town was for Gay Ski Week. There may be lots of gay people in town. But this is not the Olympics people. Can we get some food please??

4. Cab Shortage

You think it's hard getting a cab in Vancouver or Whistler now? Wait till all the tourists and athletes hit our city!

5. Residents vs. Tourists: Get a Move On, People!

Couldn't think of anything else, except to say that there are going to be so many tourists in our city, that I don't think us residents understand the sheer volume of people that will be here, and the congestion it will cause all over the city. Not just traffic, not just in restaurants and hotels, not just getting a cab. But I get the feeling that having so many people here is going to be a little annoying for those of us used to moving around quickly in our own city. Even yesterday, for example, coming home from LA and arriving at YVR, I was right behind 2 big flights that had just landed from London and Taiwan. Large groups of winter tourists with snowboards and ski bags in their carts, walking ever so slowly through the luggage, customs and exit area. Too many people, walking too slowly, looking around. A little annoying for those of us that just want to get out and get home. I'm looking forward to the Olympics, but not looking forward to these types of crowds!

Top 5 Reasons to Hit Vegas

I was in Vegas 2 weekends ago, so here goes on my Vegas Top 5 roundup. Aside from playing Texas Holdem with friends occasionally, I'm not a big gambler, so didn't hit the casinos. But here are some good things to hit in Vegas.

1. Morel's French Steakhouse (in the Palazzo Hotel)

Wicked food, wicked service. In the group of 11 of us, everyone (except the half-Chinese guy that can't eat beef without rolling around in the fetus position for the rest of the night), agreed that the steak was excellent. Service was outstanding - have never had 3 dedicated waiters to my table in my life. Not sure if that was due to the restaurant being surprisingly empty on the Saturday night of fight night and Superbowl, or whether everyone always gets 3 waiters per table.

2. Mixx at Mandalay Bay


Chill lounge with best view of the Strip from rooftop bar. Again, a little quiet for a Friday night, but a sign of the times in Vegas I suppose. For girls, check out the ladies' rooms and use the 2 stalls on the far right.

3. Tryst at Wynn

Tryst wasn't the celeb hotspot that my husband and his friends experienced last year, but a cool hot spot nonetheless. The crowd here was alot more upscale than Pure. But you have to truly buy yourself in. And DO NOT be fooled by the dudes on the Strip selling you VIP passes to night clubs because that shit doesn't work. You won't get past the degrading lineups unless you pay a personal Vegas concierge/host to literally walk you past the lineups and through the bouncers. You don't have to buy bottle service, but be prepared to pay.

The VIP lineup at Pure was a joke, with bouncer-monkeys doing the typical "I'm more important than you" attitude. Annoying because they got Ds and barely passed high school. More annoying because there were 12 of us (including 5 beautiful girls in the group), we were staying at Caesar's, and we were given VIP passes from various people. VIP must mean Very Idiotic Person to the dudes running Pure, because it was just a bunch of broke-ass hoochies hanging around the VIP "lineup" (actually, a totally disorganized mass of people trying to get the bouncer-monkey's attention).

So much for Caesar's Palace. We'll be checking in somewhere else next time, thanks. Maybe the guy I met this week at the conference that works for Venetian/Palazzo would appreciate a call.

4. Stand-Up Comedian
We saw Jerry Seinfeld at the Colisseum. I'd see an act like that over any other cheesy show in Vegas any time. And it's cheaper.

5. Buy Real Estate
Next time I'm down there, I'm bringing my credit card to buy a house. Seriously, I could actually buy a house with the current prices and my current credit line on my Visa. Vancouver real estate prices this is not.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Top 5 Things I Learned at the Frost & Sullivan Sales & Marketing Executives MindXchange

Today, I'm at the Frost & Sullivan Sales & Marketing Executive MindXchange in Anaheim. A little smaller than expected, there are only about 50 people here. Nonetheless, it's a nice interactive format where sessions are discussions, rather than monologues. For me, nice to be able to open my mouth and hear my own thoughts and questions during a session, rather than being talked at for 8 hours.

So with all the speakers and discussions today, here are the most interesting things I've heard or learned. Some perhaps applicable to my job, others just interesting.

1. The next killer app for mobile devices? Mobility.
WTF was my first thought. Allen Kupetz, who gave us all his book "The Future of Less", proposes that "it is not individually email, or movies, or text messaging, or even voice calls that continue to drive the wireless revolution, but a combination of all of these in a mobile environment. People want to be able to do what they want when and where they want." Hmm... we've been saying that all along, but still wondering what the killer app is. Nice summary Allen.

2. Changing market perception starts with employees.
Both Alicia Dietsch (AT&T) and Sue de Leeuw (Blue Shield of California) focused on how the launch of their new brand in the marketplace, all started with their employees. Focusing on internal communications campaigns to ensure that employees are living the brand, and delivering the brand at all customer touchpoints. Both ladies presented case histories that had incredible content and solid results. They both really showed how brand value is much more than just pretty new logos. I only wish I had the manpower and the budgets to execute on something like this!

3. Big companies do long-term planning well.
Again, in both AT&T and Blue Shield presentations (as well as the value-based selling presentation by BP Products), there were long-term timelines for rolling out various phases of a plan. And I'm not talking Q1, Q2, Q3... I'm talking Year 1, Year 2, Year 3... I'm not sure if it's a sympton of me, or a symptom of my organization, but I don't have good long-term annual planning or outlook. Yes, my industry changes rapidly, having to re-align priorities based on market changes. At the same time, my company is also focused more on short-term quarterly achievements rather than a 3-year horizon on goals. Moreover, my own ADD personality is aligned this way so that I'm too impatient to give a project a 3-year timeline. Heck, I probably wouldn't be around to see something through it if was planned with that long of a horizon. But I do admire companies and people that have the patience and the tenacity to pull off a long-term roll-out like that.

4. Others in my company are inward focused.
Some other management in my company have been there for so long, that their view of the world is too entrenched in our product and our features. They need to get out into the real world more - see our customers, talk to our partners, come to conferences like this and hear about other companies challenges with CRM, sales, and marketing processes. Even our forward-looking plans still focus on features and challenges that are too old, and not progress enough. Even discussions with customers are too focused on challenges with our current product, but we should really be elevating the conversation to discuss the challenges in their business, and how our solution can address those today and in the future. This is how we will build a valuable product that people will pay money for. Now, it's one of my challenges to raise that level of conversation.

5. It's great to get validation.
Sometimes I think I'm smart. Other times, I wonder if my instincts are wrong. Today, it was great to get validation from other companies that they are doing things successfully, in areas where I have only talked about - not executed on. For example, Don Fowler from Siemens Medical talked about their strategic accounts program. Where they are providing on-site "consultation" or "audits" of how their customers are using their products, in order to understand where the gaps in their utilization are, or recommend other products. If that even results in saying that they don't need to order anything right now, than so be it. This is similar to the concept of the CRM Audit that we have discussed, which would be a simple audit, and can even be performed by an account manager (not necessarily a consultant). Sometimes, just hearing that another company is doing something successfully, gives me confidence to push things internally. And I suspect that others (in the management team and others in general) also feel this way, so me providing this third-party validation shoudl provide additional confidence in what we are doing so we can now focus on rolling it out.

So there we have it. My first "Top 5" blog posting.

If anything, at least this forces me to collect my thoughts at the end of the evening and summarize my thoughts so I can rest better at night without thoughts running through my head.